Some days/weeks/seasons I get a bit blue around the edges, and I could, and do, retreat for days. On days like that, you need your Mama to come visit and scoop you up in her car and take you on the hunt for white lights to hang up in your bedroom because you are desperate to make it as cozy as the Autumn porn on Tumblr. We also took Mearl-Purvis to Andy’s for a Pumpkin Pie Concrete for me and a puppy cone for her. I haven’t got the white lights sorted out just yet, but Kelly did drag out our mini prelit foyer Christmas tree out of the garage for me. I kept the ornaments off it, but I felt like plugging it in Tuesday night and having the cozy lights so I did. I love the Fall/Winter holiday time of year. Even when I’m blue, it can be fairly easily helped by curling up in soft, warm clothing and watching a movie or reading a book or snuggling with a pet.
During the debate Monday night, I tried to call Kylie Jenner. About two minutes after Rob tweeted her phone number, it’s not my proudest moment, but I’ll admit, I dialed it. It had already been shut off by that point and went to some standard no longer working number recording. I was asked what I would have said if she’d answer, and I had to admit I hadn’t thought that far ahead, yet. Poor girl, I was one of the creepies calling you on Monday night. If you ever stumble upon this, I’m sorry. Today, I also accidentally sent Kendall Jenner a hideous snapchat of me looking ugly intentionally. I usually send a daily one to Kelly, but since Kendall starts with a K, I accidentally sent it to her. I also sent her a snap text apology, but she doesn’t see my message apparently until she adds me as a friend. Go figure, but there’s where my life is now.
Kelly and I are going to see Vintage Hitchcock at the Fowler Center on Friday night, and I’m so excited! We were going to see it when we visited Charleston, South Carolina last year, but the show was cancelled. They are also going to live stream it on KASU on Saturday night which is so cool! You can listen here on Saturday evening at 7:30 p.m. if you’re not able to go.
Otherwise, I’m not one who cares about shoes because for me, they’re just utilitarian. My outfit could be amazing, and I’ll be wearing the most busted up old ass shoes, but the works of art below could change my mind. Unfortunately, I can’t even walk in heels, and I don’t care enough to learn. I’m sure I wouldn’t be able to walk in these, but they are a work of art.
Finally, since I turned 35, I feel like I’m 80, for real. I get heartburn like every day. I’ve narrowed it down to the fact that I think it’s the result of drinking coffee literally all day long. I’m going to have to give up/or severely, severely cut back on my intake. The last week has been really bad so I’m starting to look at what I’ve been eating and drinking lately which has largely been massive amounts of coffee and crap. Ugh, I’m going to have to make a lifestyle change, just shoot me. Booooooorrrrrrrriiinnggggggg.